IT Services Technospeak

When my printer isn't talking to my computer and II decided to turn to a name I know, hoping to find
go online to get help, I don't want to be bombardedsome clarity. Here is a quote from the IBM website:
with buzzwords that make me think I have enteredIT strategy and architecture services from IBM can
a foreign language site. Terms like enterprise, VPN...VPhelp you successfully assess, plan and design an
WHAT?!? I'm not looking for a "flux capacitor" for myenterprisewide IT strategy and architecture that
Delorean Time Machine; I just want my office'ssupports your business goals.
computers and printers to work.I don't need architecture! I just want to print! Does
Why can't I find an IT services site that talks to meevery search for IT services bring up sites which
in a language I can understand? Informationonly cater to Mega corporations? I am proud of my
Technology is a broad term; I'm just trying to getbusiness, but I don't need a nuclear bomb to kill a fly!
my printer to work!My search brought up terms and "technospeak"
Why do I have to Google to find out that VPNwhich threatened to turn me into the world's first
means virtual private network, and that it is a"carbon-based life form" computer catapult. I know I
computer network that uses a public network (e.g.,am not the only one who feels there should be an
the Internet) to transmit private data? Since I ameasier way to find a company who is geared to a
not likely to need a virtual private network in theserving a small to mid-sized business. Is there anyone
near future, why did I waste 20 minutes of my lifeout there? Hello?
trying to understand it?